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The Bachelor Life

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In university one of my class assignments was to write an art song in a foreign language. Being me, I wrote mine in Vulcan because the assignment didn’t dictate that it had to be a terrestrial language. It was called something like Nash-veh va-tukh t’du ri ku-ba, nam-tor va-tukh ek’shat, or “I cannot love you for it is not logical.” Alas, that one appears to have been lost after a move. Another assignment was to write an English art song, which I do have. I was going for something in the vein of Gilbert and Sullivan here. Since the professor was a bachelor, I was hoping to score some brownie points with the theme of my art songs, you see. Here I’ve reworked the song for general consumption. Enjoy! ๐Ÿ”Š Listen to it here. ๐Ÿ’พ Download it here. I wake when I please at a quarter to ten, Unbothered by squawking or domestic hen! No spousal dictates on the drape of the drapes, No sharing my muffins, my cream, or my crepes. I wander the parlor in mismatched attire, And poke quite i...

Sing to the Lord, Part 1

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The minister was preaching a series of sermons on the Psalms. I was inspired to write one of my own, so I wrote this in the spirit of Psalm 148. I taught this to the congregation to sing during this series, but it didn’t go over well. It seemed people were intimidated by the melismas in the chorus. I did try to slow it down a little, but the song loses the exuberance I was looking for when not up to tempo, so I just gave up on having our church sing it. If you want to give it a go,  I’ve included the sheet music for download here. As for why I wrote it? Do we really need a particular reason to sing to the Lord? ๐Ÿ”Š Listen online here. ๐Ÿ’พ Download here. Sing to the Lord! Give Him honor and praise! Let our hearts gladly raise Psalms of joy evermore! Sing to the Lord! Lift His name up on high! Let the vaults of the sky ring with song! Alleluia! Alleluia! O sing we unto the Lord! Alleluia! Alleluia! O sing we unto the Lord! Sing to the Lord! Raise to Heaven your voice! Cla...

Adieu, Au Revoir, ร€ Demain

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What a silly little song. I have no idea why I wrote this. I was in France. Or maybe Belgium, or Switzerland, or Luxembourg… one of those francophonic countries. I do love accordion, though. The world would be happier if we had more accordion. 🔊 Hear the original with accordion 💾 Download the original You may prefer the big band version. I think I’ll have it played at my funeral, along with Wayne Newton’s Danke Schoen. 🔊 Hear the big band version 💾 Download the big band version   Adieu. Au revoir. ร€ demain. That is French — oh so French — for “goodbye.” Adieu. Au revoir. ร€ demain. 'Til tomorrow’s sun rises in the sky. Adieu. Au revoir. ร€ demain. Until we meet again. So so long, mon ami! Goodbye, ma chรฉrie! Adieu. Au revoir. ร€ demain. Adieu. Au revoir. ร€ demain. Words & Music © Copyright 1987 Robert Ritter

Wings of a Dove

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When I was in university they decided to renovate the library, and that came with a cleaning. Many old items were sold or stored to save space while the building was under construction. A friend picked up some research materials from the early twentieth century on spirituals because he thought I was into musicology. (It turns out I was, but I didn’t know that at the time.) I read through a collection of songs that was filled with tunes we all know and have likely sung, like “Swing Low, Sweet Chariot” or “Deep River.” At the back of the book, in something like an appendix, were songs that — well — weren’t very good. They may have been included for the sake of completeness, but frankly they just weren’t at the level of polish that the more familiar songs were. These were more like rough-hewn work songs, most of which were secular. There was one, however, that caught my eye: it had a nice tune and a good message, though poorly communicated. I had never heard it before and thought it woul...

Let Freedom Ring

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In middle school I wrote a poem about the Liberty bell. It won a prize, but even so, it was marked by historical inaccuracies, anachronisms, and an irregular meter. Well, I was just in eighth grade, and, poetic license — amiright? Anyway, with the nation’s 250th birthday coming on, I decided to rework the poem into an actual song and fix all the problems. Any awkwardness can be chalked up to the fact that I tried to keep the flow and character of the original as much as possible. And here it is! 🔊 Listen here         💾 Download it here   In seventy-six a bell was rung, To sound a call to every tongue. Its music tolled o’er land and sea, And raised the cry of Liberty. A paper signed by fearless men, Declared we’d not be owned again; And loud and clear that iron swung, To tell the tale of war begun. Let tyrants never build their tow’rs In this New Land, for it is ours! We’ll proudly stand, we’ll boldly sing, For all our days: “Let...