The Bachelor Life
In university one of my class assignments was to write an art song in a foreign language. Being me, I wrote mine in Vulcan because the assignment didn’t dictate that it had to be a terrestrial language. It was called something like Nash-veh va-tukh t’du ri ku-ba, nam-tor va-tukh ek’shat, or “I cannot love you for it is not logical.” Alas, that one appears to have been lost after a move. Another assignment was to write an English art song, which I do have. I was going for something in the vein of Gilbert and Sullivan here. Since the professor was a bachelor, I was hoping to score some brownie points with the theme of my art songs, you see. Here I’ve reworked the song for general consumption. Enjoy! ๐ Listen to it here. ๐พ Download it here. I wake when I please at a quarter to ten, Unbothered by squawking or domestic hen! No spousal dictates on the drape of the drapes, No sharing my muffins, my cream, or my crepes. I wander the parlor in mismatched attire, And poke quite i...